Obama is a Jelly Donut.
‘Ich bin ein Berliner’ - I am a Jelly filled donut. wikiopedia calls it an ‘Urban Legend’ that JFK actually made a mistake. I’ve heard Kennedy was using self-deprecating humor to relate to the german public. I would believe the latter before I would believe wikiopedia. Anyway you slice it, JFK WAS president. Obama is NOT!
But Obama is a Jelly Donut. He offers everything the liberal mind wants and when he’s on cue with his prompter, he really sounds sweet. He’s made up of preservatives like welfare, social economics and increased taxes. His sweeteners are ‘change’ and ’hope.’ And fillers like ‘Bush went to war for personal gain’, ‘McCain is Bush II’ and ‘You can’t talk about my….’
Then he also has the rat pellets of ‘Rev. Wright’, ‘Tony Rezko’, ‘inexperience’, ‘ill-informed’, ‘can’t form a coherant sentance’, ‘no proven stance’ and ‘his change of positions.’ How about Fat? - ‘First Black President’ - ‘He’s COOL!’ - ‘He’s Not a Bush/Clinton’
The best reference to a Jelly donut would be he makes Americans Fatter. His socialist views of community sharing of wealth, cause those on the low end of the pay scale to sit on their butts more. So goes socialized medicine. He entertains, so his inactivity remains unnoticed. But ‘fat people’ don’t like putting down donuts and getting some exercise.
He’s not the president of hard working Americans. He’s the president of ‘fat people’ who are eager to do less. Because hard working Americans see Obama’s policies restrict freedoms and descriminate against other Americans.
‘Ich bin ein Berliner’ or ‘Ich bin ein Pfannkuchen‘ however you want to spin it, Obama is a Jelly donut.
July 25th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Obama: “Ich bin ein Beginner!”
August 8th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Yes, sure, we’re all one big Fat America under Obama, aren’t we? I see it now. And those of us on the poor end, those of us actually working our asses off, well forget us. This is America–land of opportunities. Go get a better job, get a better education.
Sure, that’s fine and dandy–but wait! I can’t, because in America, such “socialist views” of “shared wealth” are preposterous!
So, what then, is your solution? For those living with less and less money each day because of increasing costs of living–increases caused by skyrocket fuel costs (caused our disruption of Iraq, who now has an $80 Surplus because of the fuel price increase)–basic medical care is harder and harder to find. I watch my father nearly die, because he was worried about the hospital bill. So, don’t you go around, telling me that socialized medicine is bad, because there are Americans sitting on their butts, fulfilling the sin of Sloth. Because my father works 80 hours a week, getting up at 1:00 each morning, and as of yet, the government has yet to give a damn if he falls off the face of the Earth. And were anything to happen to anyone within my family, our choices, I have no doubt, would be bankruptcy or death. Tell me, Mr. Smylie, which would you choose?
Furthermore, after consuming crap for eight years, I think it’s time America had a jelly donut. At least it would taste better than what we’ve been eating.
Notes:
It’s Wikipedia, no wikiopedia.
It’s “sentence,” not “sentance.”
Try taking English 101 again, and this time PAY ATTENTION. Your grammar, for lack of more sophisticated terms, sucks. Monkeys have more constructed, understandable sentences than you.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Thanks for the comment. I hope you can post some more.
People work more efficiently when they love what they do. It sounds like your father should look for a better job. The good thing about him is he is a hard worker and most well paying employers are looking for that. Hopefully, HE wasn’t the one who taught you how to bitch and moan.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Oh, I shalt not indulge you in many more comments–I was looking for an interesting, intellectual debate with someone (I guess this is the wrong vendor for that!)
As far as the well-paying employers…well, they’ve gone overseas, haven’t they? And how have the Republicans dealt with it, seeing as though they had four years in the senate with Bush?
They have not.
Of course, you probably have never had to look for a job while trying to support a family of five–most likely, you have been financially secure your entire life.
As far as the moaning–well, I’m sure your used to the sound of it, how you all stroke your own egos in these blogs.
One final comment, Mr. Smylie, and I shall not confound your Cromagnon mind anymore. A bit of German for you–sie ficken.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Sorry, you’re going!
If you’re bringing up Conspiracy Theories as facts there’s nothing to debate.
Bush and the Republican representatives should have done more while they had the power to do so. But there job wasn’t to restrict business’ from going overseas or having the freedom to try new things.
The problem you have with these blogs is that they aren’t full of pity for people who leech on the government.
Here’s a Cromagnon statement you might get - Go grow a a pair!